So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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