don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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