the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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