thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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