just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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