At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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