she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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