Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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