Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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