It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left