I can tuck mytits in my pants
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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