Where did you get a picture of my penis
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING