school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures