you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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