windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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