She announced her abortion via fbk
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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