you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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