: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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