Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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