i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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