Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I have post one night stand depression
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