How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
being pregnant is like rehab
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?