we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I am naked and annoyed.