Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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