Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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