then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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