he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
