Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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