is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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