drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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