that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
My ass is underappreciated
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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