no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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