Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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