I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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