I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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