think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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