went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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