summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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