Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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