Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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