you guys were way drunker than both of me
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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