we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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