Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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