Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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