They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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