butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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