oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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