Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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