Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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