I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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