You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
birth control should be required to get into college
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
