I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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