I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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