a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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