Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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