I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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