No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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