I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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