so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
