doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
high people should be assigned attendants
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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