she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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