i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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